on the way to work, i came up behind a green jeep grand cherokee.

(exhibit B)


now i've been swayed before by vanity license plates, but this one could not fail: FRTCAKE

hell yes. this guy is going to be FLAAAAAAAMING!!! i hope everyone read that with the right inflection. i assumed this shining beacon of maculinity would have the window rolled down with the paisley scarf around his delicate neck dancing in the wind, while chatting away on his blackberry to a frosted tipped adonis.

needless to say, i was again disappointed. he was, alas, just a guy. a regular dude. people who buy vanity plates need to be better screened.